We four Foxes in the Hen House are,
Sharing joy both near and afar.
We’re just thinking,
It’s the drinking,
Why our spirits, lifted, are.

Okay, that doesn’t exactly parse. But once you hear the reason for the season for us Foxes, I (Caitlin) hope you will forgive a little bad poetry (oh noetry). Hear how Karen makes it through the holidays (and high school reunions); how Liz’s family makes priests feel cherished at Christmas; the holidays Mindy prefers over Hanukkah; and how Caitlin is basically a bitter, old b*tch. Except not bitter or old.

All the Forrest Gump Shrimps